one helluva week.

it started wid

 THE SEMI-RIOTS ON SUNDAY.courtesy: SHIV SAINIKS.

an unnecessary uprising.sum1 hurled a lump of 'kachra' as commissioner a n roy calld it, on late.mrs. meenatai thackeray .thats certainly an insult, but sumhow our 'leaders' hav absolutely no sense of hw 2 handle issues..sorry did i call uddhav thackeray a leader?well he isnt...in my opinion he is just a coward hu cant guide his worshippers in2 doin sumthing sensible n always runs 2 papa, cnt take any decision on his own.the shic sainiks caused havoc all ovr da state objecting 2 wat they call an insult to their 'mother-figure',trash buses,start fires, stone people, shut shops, break windows..i mean, arent sainiks, as in soldiers supposed to retain order arnd da place??n all uddhav cn do is say, 'sumthing shocking has happened, the people will retaliate.the govt is to blame they r nt seeing in2 this,wher r da police?...v will talk 2 balasaheb thackeray n see wat will happen nxt'.wow, talk abt decision making..he blamed da actions of his supporters on da govt?cn sun1 please go wake  this guy up?

 4 BOMB BLASTS IN KASHMIR AND 8 IN MUMBAI.courtesy: NOT FOUND YET.

terrorism is no news in kashmir, its like saying 'oh my god its snowing in siberia'..sad though.can someone please leave that beautiful place alone?do the ppl hav 2 suffer the endless wrath of the 'jehadis' for no fault of their?in fact for their innocence? y create hell in paradise? i actually weep on thinking about beautiful kashmir going all wrong..on heaven turning in2 a fiery furnace...yeh mera kashmir ki jiski dharti swarg samaan...n now? blasts 2de again..at past 4..anothr attack?this time thts on tourists...15 of them declared dead...its an insult 2 da name of humanity..i havnt been there, but i feel for it..

then lets come back home...Mumbai meri jaan..at arnd 6 in da evening, and since then for abt an hr there wer blasts at different places in the suburbs...borivli, jogeshwari,mira road,bhayender,bandra,khar,matunga...2 at borivli...wat da hell is the problem?it was peek hr, so most ppl wer in trains, the bombs all exploded in dem...borivli one blasts ws on the platform...hu is it trying 2 remind the mumbaikars of the 1992 riots?ismumbai the least safe city?can nobody b trusted?100+ people dead...speculation's abt if mumbai n kashmir blasts r rel8d...cant say...hu can v point to?hu cn v put da blame on?n da most feard question...hu will protect us? the police r undoubtedly doing their best..bt how good is the best?

i hope this is the end of huever's fury on india..

i hope my people, my country survive..

hi ppl...had a pretty wierd day 2de..i mean,i gt up at 10 (soooo late!!!!)..n mum din mind!!actually she ws pretty relieved...ok,goin ahead,i had 2 pack 4 2moro...i leave 4 mp by da way,sum wildlife tour..ok, so i started packing..its da first time dad will b wid us 4 a tour, so he helped me pack, actually commanded me here n der to do watevah...ok, so i gt semi packed, den while i ws packing i gt a call frm kiriti,asking if i cud go wid des guys 4 luch 2 pizza hut,mum ws pretty reluctant, bt she okayed da plan aftyr sum time...however by the time i gt da permission,the plan ws called off by da only othr gal hu was gonna cum,so like kiriti ws really abusing da shit outta her,nikita....bt he stilll wanted 2 kno if i cud cum wid the guys gang 4 lunch...he has real guts,actually all of dem..coz my mum doesnt allow me 2 go wid only guys newhere...nt even matoshree....so i booed da idea...mum had given me a choice...eithr did luch thing or da wedding recption in da evening...i voted 4 da reception..n den v had a fite at home over how irritating my bro behaves...n i rottened alll their moods...at 5 i decided 2 go down 2 play tt..wid shriya..so v went...aftr plying 4 some time i spoke 2 clarie,hu's nt well..n der i gt a call from pankti whethr i cud come 2 takshila n meet her n den we'd cum walking back home...i asked my mum n went for it, even shriya came...v wer joined by apoorva, hu's really a very sweet gal..v went 2 takshila n met punk, der i called up kiriti, n found dat they wer real close2 my place soi asked dem 2 come2 da building..so when v went 2 da building aftr sum time v wer joined by horzy,jeet,kirit,aditya n kiran..v did tpin da basemant, where i successfully threatened kiran in2 nt making 2 much of noise coz v actually do hav a drunk guy roaming around..he ws considerably quiet aftr dat..so v played tt n verrry lil football..n den da gals joined us..nikita,sanjana,ritu,pareen,n sum1's cuzin..i dunno exactly hu's..bt watevah..den v went 2 da terrace n began roaming around der..kiran tried playing football, n kicked the ball outta da terrace...dat is 6 flrs down..luckily kirit n adit wer on da grnd flr, so v gt da ball back in no time..den v started pulling nikita's leg telling her dat she looked fat n she actually gt affected...well, dat crap went on til ritu kicked the football outta da terrace..adit gt real pissed last time is ws a 'hu cares' ball...this ws his football,so he went down n din come bac again..me n daothrs did kidagiri , by 7.30 all of dem decided 2 go home, on da way they stopped by my place 2 hav water..n dat ws it...den i went 4 a neighbour's wedding reception wer more dan half da building had gone...on da way v had baaaaaaad traffic,n i ws getting hungrier than i always m..wahaan da khaana vadda changa honda hai...so dat ws timepass 2...n aftr dinner n 2 ice creams...v left..v wer gettin close 2 da building wen my darling tooth started aching...so i came home wid dis kambakht toothache,n mum helped me put dia clove oil on da affected tooth..nw its reduced considerably..nt da tooth, da toothache...n here i m recording wat i did 2de...coz i will be out 4 da nxt week...c ya den..

al-vida

shabba khair

khuda haafiz

shubh raatri

sat sriaakal

take care...

okay..i dunno wat gt in2 me 2de,bt i ws really in2 sum wierd theories.here r a few of them...

FACT}---why  gaurav patel has such cute dimples.

THEORY}---gaurav nvr talks much.so it cn b assumed tht he doesnt open his mouth much.therefore since there is hardly ne circulation of air inside his mouth a vacuum is created there.nature has a tendency to occupy vacuum.hence his cheeks get sucked right in2 his mouth n therefore, the dimples.

DOC'S ADVISE}---keep ur holy mouth shut.ur dimpies r the best thing abt u.

FACT}---why nyrica is so fair.

THEORY}---during her bachpan, as in 'childhood',nyrica used to hav lots n lots of water.water as u kno is the universal solvent.so because of the increasing proportion of water in her body, the melanin, as in the pigment in the skin tht gives the skin watever colour it has, got dissloved in the water.hence, no melanin, no promised color.n they'd rather say fair instead of colourless.

DOC'S ADVISE}---eat chocolate.might help.

FACT}---why pankti has dark circles.

THEORY}---pankti , like the above specimen nyrica, also has a tendncy to drink lots of water.the water she drinks however does not reach her eyes n the area around it.this is bcoz of her height.the force of gravity pulls all the water consumed by this figure (or monument) of height 5'7" to da ground.hence the concentration of water is not uniform all over her metabolism.also, thanks to her braces, the water reacts wid the ferrum n produces ferric oxide (or shall v call it rust???)hence, the sensitive area around those brown eyes nvr recieves the fair n intended share of water.hence the melanin does nt get properly diluted as like in the other parts of her body.hence dark, n darkening circle.

DOC'S ADVISE}---sit more.therefore the entire body is more uniformly influenced by the gravitational force.

FACT}---why hormazd is ....er....expanding???

THEORY}---u kno its not really all his fault.since the earthquake took place, the north pole has shifted southwards by 2 inches.hence the magnetic field of the earth has also gone haywire.so instead of growing in the north-south direction, horzy grows east-west.

DOC'S ADVISE}---nothing.just pray ur best for the next earthquake.